prednisone would come with a year's supply of hair removal stuff or complimentary visits to the laser hair removal day salon/spa
oxygen suppliers would give out free bottles of nasal saline spray and boxes of Puffs Plus
lungs, kidneys, hearts would be indestructible
I'd have a remote control for my three-year-old for when the whining starts
grocery stores would employ Parking Lot Babysitters so moms could run in for that all-important five-minute purchase
the husband would have a little switch in the back of his head to go from 'silent' to 'communication mode'
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