just breathing: bugs

Heard at my house...

"LIARDORK!"

"Kira is my Trustworthy Minion."

"I LLLLLLLLLLOVE today!"

"Enough of that. ForEVER."

"Boys are like that... they have small brains."

"6 a.m. doesn't seem that early anymore."

"I want to be EVERYTHING when I grow up!"

"You're BUGGYYYYYYYYY!" (repeat 20,000 times)

"Did you grow hair on your chest yet?"

"Smoothies are... CHOOCHOO PONGBONG JUICE!"

"Boogers are not food."

"Can we do our homework now?"

"Mama what if the sun ran out of shine?"

"I'm boooooooooooored." (repeat 5,000 times)

"Daddy, did you make the sun come up?"

"My brain told me that, and I just couldn't believe it!"

"Mama, you're not the boss."

"What if we had a pet chipmunk?"

"What if grass was blue?"

"Mama, you're just my best friend."

"What if babies came out of your ears?"

"NO, KEER-UHHH, THAT'S FOR HUMANS!!"

"I missed-ed you Mama."

"That's uh-SCUSTing."

"I'm a MANLY MAN!!!"

"Mama, we're having an UNDERWEAR FIGHT!"

"Mama, you're a genius."

"My bwain is gween."

"It's NOT a car, it's a piano bench."

"What if every car had a toilet?"

"Doesn't oxygen always float?"

"WHY do we have to be so CLEAN TODAY!??!!!!!??"

"Is it 'Be Mean to Me Day' today or something?"

"Mama, I like you."

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

bugs

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